I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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