This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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