Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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