Pappa wants mamma naked
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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