yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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