Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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