I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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