So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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