Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Can I color on your dick again?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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