And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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