I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i permit you to call me
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
vagina is talking i cant
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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