If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
why is half of my head shaved?
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