Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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