I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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