I love having hate sex.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Drake has all the answers
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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