i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
The convent might be a nice break from real life
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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