Your face is a jimmy john
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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