Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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