Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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