another moral hangover. fuck.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
