At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just pee around me
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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