Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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