When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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