Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.