Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets