Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'