Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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