She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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