then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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