Dude my mom stole all your condoms
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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