I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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