i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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