He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Randomize