okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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