508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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