idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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