I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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