just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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