I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
this just has baby written all over it
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Also, beer. Big fan.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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