white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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