OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize