Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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