worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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