I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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