It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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