is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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