It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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