Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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