I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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