i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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