oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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