Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
