sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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