You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
