My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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