better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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