That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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