I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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