what day is it and did you see me today?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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