Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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