I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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