And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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