He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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