I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
When are your genitals available?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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