so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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